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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

News Alert! Woman Stabbed In The Eye With A Fork!

This past weekend was Memorial Weekend and the Indy500. Most people decided to have cook outs and other parties to celebrate both of these. One family in Indiana did this exact thing. A woman that was invited over, ate all of their food, including "the last rib." Now many normal people wouldn't be overly dramatic about this. But when the homeowner confronted the woman, she was angry and stabbed the homeowner in the eye, with a fork! For crying out loud lady! You did not need to bring violence into this mess! Over ribs! The homeowner did suffer some eye damage but is okay. Maybe next time before any of us go for "the last rib", we should make sure its worth it and a negative outcome won't happen!

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